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mother of two / wife / derby girl / hanson junkie / lover of all things vintage & gory

First bathing suite of the year!!! It makes me so excited that stores are selling these now because it means this bullshit outside will be melting away soon! (which, IMO, should have been gone weeks ago…)

First bathing suite of the year!!! It makes me so excited that stores are selling these now because it means this bullshit outside will be melting away soon! (which, IMO, should have been gone weeks ago…)

— 3 weeks ago with 5 notes
#personal  #me  #bathing suit  #bikini  #girls with tattoos  #nautical stars  #selfie  #mirror selfies 
Rant.

Can I just say something?

I am sick and freaking TIRED of hearing people complain about being fat. And then, having the nerve to tell me that I “don’t know what it’s like/can’t say anything, because I am so thin.”

DO YOU KNOW WHY I AM THIN?

Because I have two young children who keep me on my feet ALL DAY. I play Roller Derby twice a week. I exercise for at least a few minutes every day. I walk pretty much everywhere I go, rather than drive. I live off of a healthy diet, free of animal fat and grease. I am in no way “CRAZY HEALTH FOOD, WORK OUT ALL DAY, EVERY DAY” girl (I love to snack and I don’t even have a gym membership) but I do live logically and try to make healthy choices at least most of the time. 

So, stop acting like this comes naturally to me. Have you even seen most of the women in my family? If not…FYI, they are all huge. I am this way because I have RESPECTED MY BODY. 

ps: I in no way have any issue with people who have a little more to love. In fact, if I had it my way, I’d have a bit more bum & thighs (here come more squats). This is directed at the people who DO NOTHING, eat like SHIT and then complain to me about being “fat” and whine to me about how “skinny” I am. Just shut up. 

— 1 month ago with 3 notes
#rant  #personal  #curvy vs thin  #annoyed 
Happy 31st, T.Hans! Even though my heart belongs to your baby bro, I still think you’re pretty rad.

Happy 31st, T.Hans! Even though my heart belongs to your baby bro, I still think you’re pretty rad.

— 1 month ago with 9 notes
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BTTI’15 is officially BOOKED!!!

SO lucky because it sold out in like, less than 6 MINUTES today!! 

Can’t waaaaait! too bad it’s 10 months away. 

Lots of time to work on my beach bod, at least. 

— 1 month ago with 2 notes
#personal  #hanson  #btti2015  #btti  #mexico  #cancun  #Zac Hanson  #Isaac Hanson  #Taylor Hanson 
Anonymous asked: You're so pretty please answerrrrr me this! Willy Wonka/Harry Potter would you rather: Have your body inflated like a big huge balloon and float away into the sky OR be blown up into a big fat blueberry and rolled away? (Bonus points if you tell me which scene was better and why :)


Answer:

Thank you! 

I’m gonna go with the blueberry scenario because A) Violet Beauregarde is my home girl and B) I’ve never seen or read Harry Potter

— 1 month ago

THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MEXICO FOR A WEEK WITH HANSON!

— 1 month ago with 2 notes
#hanson  #btti  #mexico  #cancun  #personal